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Jun 2015

Chapter 7: Page 5 - Wakeup Call

Posted by / in Comic / 28 comments

Family reunion is going well! Tuesday was 12+ hours of time in airports and driving, but our 1 year old boy was a champion and actually did quite well, although he got so overtired by the end of it we were worried he wouldn’t sleep thru the night, but he did anyway! Champion!

I’m currently sitting looking out at the sunrise over the lake. Quite a beautiful locale and scenery. Good stuff all around, what with family and relaxation and the lake shore. And once Nick arrives we’ll have the whole family here :)

Anyways, starting Monday, we’ll shift to following a different character for a while. Don’t worry, you’ll be seeing more of Konstantin ;)

  • James Hunter

    Computer, a large one. An advanced AI perhaps

    • Delta-v

      The question here is: “Is it sufficiently snarky?” We have our standards here, after all. :)

      • Matt [in Middletown]

        It will have a dry sense of humor, perhaps slightly morbid.

        • Hornet

          It’s Russian, it’s humor will be Russian. Which is pretty comical.

          • Matt [in Middletown]

            True.
            We’ll see if the computer says something hilarious to Konstantin soon.

          • Aaron R.

            Soviet Russia jokes perhaps?

          • Honza Prchal

            Krokodil cartoons, perhaps?
            I think you’ll like Chonkin, BUT the film is markedly less depressing. No matter Steve Martin’s dour impression of us Bohunks, Czechs are happier than Serbs or Russians. I attribute this to a history relatively free of steppe nomads and Muslim slavers rather than differences between Orthodoxy and Western Christianity.

  • Honza Prchal

    Not just a computer, but a tractor-beam control station!! Sorry. I could resist, but did not. I was five years old when I first saw Obi-Wan walk into something stylistically similar, and it has stayed with me.

    • NickDA

      If Darth Vader shows up, this time we know to warn Konstantin to run… none of that heroic calmly going to my death garbage…

      • Honza Prchal

        Besides, someone is clearly depending on him to bring in medicine … at the price of others’ lives.
        Where is Private Chonkin (preferably the film version) when we need him?

        • NickDA

          Oooh… new book reference… nice…. adding to kindle wish list now. Thnx

  • Jack Crow

    OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

  • Honza Prchal

    Given the damage to the plant in four accidents, especially this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Sayano%E2%80%93Shushenskaya_power_station_accident - no wonder the new owners were able to build some extra room attached to it (and no wonder so many Russian readers recognize the place).
    Soviet and Russian engineering doesn’t place a huge value on human life. 75 dead is a lot.

    • NickDA

      Perhaps a brusquely phrased sentence a bit over-generalized: “Soviet and Russian engineering doesn’t place a huge value on human life.” Something something gulf oil spill… rushed profit driven engineering is a problem all over the place… so my edit would be: “Greedy politician and profit driven engineering doesn’t place a huge value on human life.”

      • Honza Prchal

        Fair enough. But 75 is still a lot. The gulf oil spill was massive but the death toll was pretty small.

        • Amberlight

          That is until you take animal and fish lifes in consideration.

        • DeNitro

          Now,, but factor in eating seafood spiced by BP for the next three decades and it’s effect on life expectancy and mortality rates.. Anyone who enjoyed Florida Stone Crab claws before spring of 2010 still hates BP.

        • Honza Prchal

          Guys (especially DeNitro and Amberlight) - yes, the BP spill was terrible (we at my law firm sued BP - f/k/a “Beyond Petroleum” or “the environmentally conscious oil company” that bankrolled most of the environmentalist groups aroudn the Gulf Coast), but are you seriously arguing that Russian attitudes towards human life in power generation are as a result of Muscovy’s superior record of environmental concern?
          Visit Russia. The only “pro-environment” record of the last four types of government (Romanov, Provisional, Bolshevik, and post Bolshevik)I can think of is the consistent track record of discouraging human life, and even that is balanced out by environmental rapine of the first order (the Chinese Communists were worse, but that’s because they deliberately reduced the country to the edge of starvation back in the day, which lead the population to eat almost all the ground cover, including grass).
          I am sure the Czars must have done something nice for the environment, but I cannot think of it offhand, and I’ve spent a lot of time reading Czarist documents [back when I could still sort of read Russian - a long time ago, and never as good as my wife is now, even 30 years after she last read the language]).
          It’s Russia. There isn’t a tort system to put a price tag on human life, so unless someone has proteksiya, or access to a foreign tort system or a good death payments clause, there isn’t muchof an incentive to prioritize worker safety. The result is situations like this dam, or, even worse, tens of thousands of brave but ignorant martyrs like those firefighters who hovered in the smoke plume of Chernyobyl to dump sand into the melt-down (which was publicized by Swedish sensors - only party members’ kids were getting iodine, and only in some Bolshevik satrapies in the fallout zone) or the peasant levies that died in huge numbers building Pyotr Bolshoy’s capital on the Gulf of Finland.
          Those were just some of the more famous work-related humanitarian disasters … and the environmental toll was not exactly low. The Russian energy sector makes Mexico’s PEMEX seem safe and clean, and PEMEX had a spill that topped BP’s [email protected]#$k all the way back in the 1970s.

  • So his secret base is the door factory from Monsters Inc?
    Sorry. Had to do it.

  • TengenMachine

    OH MAH GAWD WE DROPPED OFF THE 100’S LIST!!!

    VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE(useyourphone’s3g/4gforasecondvote:D)VOTEVOTEVOTEVOOOOTE!!!

    • Delta-v

      I like you-you sound like me. ^^

      • Mark Linimon

        I take all the blame by being out of town all month.

    • NickDA

      That is the creepiest Tenzin mask photoshop I’ve seen yet…. also the bestest vote incentive.

    • Matt [in Middletown]

      It’s not moving!
      AUGH!

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    Greenwood Lake, nice scenery until some idiot in a boat does something stupid, then it’s hilarious.
    / kidding.
    A family reunion for me would look like a gathering of pirates and barbarian hordes.
    [Mainly because of our sense of humor..]

  • Neil Kapit

    That’s an impressive set piece there. A lot of advanced technology that is not likely to be used for the advancement of human welfare.

  • Matt [in Middletown]

    “Anyways, starting Monday, we’ll shift to following a different character for a while.”
    We see them for all of two panels before they get punched off of a building by a deathbot!
    / kidding.

  • Citrus Reaper

    Uh-Oh! Anti-Jane?